Iowa Caucus Tourney Results & News Spot

The results of the Iowa Caucus Epee Tournament are in, and we were on news channels 5 (ABC) and 13 (WHO)!

Channel 5’s coverage:

News5

Channel 13 mentioned us in their “Caucus Fever” story:

News13

We fenced two round-robin pools of 5-point matches, with each fencer representing a different, randomly-drawn candidate in each round, and then combined the results for the overall placings:

  • 1) Trump
  • 2) Fiorina
  • 3) Clinton
  • 4) Christie (tie)
  • 4) Santorum (tie)
  • 6) Carson
  • 7) Rubio
  • 8) Paul
  • 9) Kasich
  • 10) Cruz
  • 11) Bush
  • 12) O’Malley
  • 13) Sanders
  • 14) Huckabee

Each fencer donned whatever gear the campaigns that had offices in town gave us (we printed out labels for the candidates who either didn’t have a campaign office here or we were unable to get anything from). We had a few fencers from other clubs join us, and we had such a good time that we’re thinking of doing another political-themed tournament for the presidential election!

Pool 2 Candidates
Pool #2 was (left to right) “Rand Paul”, “Mike Huckabee”, “John Kasich”, “Carly Fiorina”, “Rick Santorum”, “Chris Christie”, and “Martin O’Malley”.

Iowa Caucus Epee Tournament on Saturday

The Iowa Caucuses are on Monday, and everyone has their own way of predicting who is going to win. A disturbingly low number of these methods use epees in their calculations. It is time we changed that.

We just thought of this at practice tonight and, since we won’t have another opportunity quite like this for another 8 years, most likely, we decided to go for it!

Fencing will begin shortly after 10:00 am on Saturday, Jan. 30, 2016.
Rules:
All competitors will draw a presidential candidate’s name when they sign in, representing that person in the tournament. Despite how you feel about your candidate, we expect you to try your best.

Like politics, you are encouraged to negotiate with others before the start of the event if you want to change candidates.

Unlike politics, lying and cheating will get you expelled.

Format:
This is currently up for… debate. Depending on the number of participants, we will either do an Ironman format (everyone vs everyone round-robin) or two Party-aligned pools, with the winner of each pool fencing for a final victor.

We will take a vote to see if the candidates want 15-point bouts for pools or the standard 5-point bouts, then ignore their vote and pick what we think is best.

Cost:
Free! Just come and have a fun day stabbing “presidential candidates”!

Location:
Red Door Fencing
220 E 3rd St. (lower level)
Des Moines, IA 50309

Sign up on askfred.net!

**No political party or candidate endorses or is associated with this event**

Feb. 13 – Learn to Fence Classes

Looking for a fun and unique Valentine’s date? Try fencing! RDF’s Couples’ Learn to Fence class is back on Saturday, Feb. 13 from 1-3 pm. Learn the basics of epee fencing and test out your newfound skills on your partner!

For those looking for a less-romantic time, we are also doing a regular Learn to Fence class from 3-5 pm. Open to everyone age 13 and up.

All equipment is provided, but participants should wear athletic clothes, specifically pants and close-toed shoes. Click the “Register Here” button for more information and the registration form.

Couples’ Learn to Fence:

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Regular Learn to Fence:

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